Team America: World Police Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

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Famous quotes and funny lines with sound clips from Team America: World Police (2004 film). The short audio quotes can be downloaded as wav files or in mp3 format and visitors can rate the best lines.

Actors: Trey Parker (Gary Johnston / Kim Jong-il), Matt Stone (Chris), Phil Hendrie (I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E)

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11 Anybody know of any terrorist attacks coming up soon?

Gary Johnston (Trey Parker)

12 I like you. You have balls. I like balls.

— I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E (Phil Hendrie)

13 I remember the first time we met. You were a simple Broadway actor afraid to get in my limo because you thought I wanted you to perform oral sex on me. Do you remember that? -Yeah.

Spottswoode

14 Well, I don't want the _ing power! I don't want the guilt, I don't want the shame, and I don't want the responsibility.

Gary Johnston (Trey Parker)

15 You see? No Prince Charming rode in on a white stallion to save the day. This is the real world.

Kim Jong Il (Trey Parker)

16 You, in the robes. Put down the weapon of mass destruction and get on the ground. You're under arrest.

— (Trey Parker)

17 I have worked ten years on this pran. It is a very precise and a compricated pran. I am sick of you terrorists _ing it up.

Kim Jong Il (Trey Parker)

18 I don't know nothing about fancy cars and fancy restaurants. Still, I'd love to show her a full-moon night on the cornfields.

— (Trey Parker)

19 Terrorists on screen.

Kim Jong Il (Trey Parker)

20 And the corporations sit there in their... In their corporation buildings, and, see, they're all corporation-y, and they make money.

— (Trey Parker)

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