Well, being a dick ain't so bad. See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes.
8 seconds sound clip from the Team America: World Police movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:57:41 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I don't act any more. I gave that up.
- Oh, come on, man, just a scene.
- I said, get away from me! I'm completely lost. I've hit rock bottom.
- Easy, easy. Whoa! You gotta calm down there, Chuck.
- Well, being a dick ain't so bad. See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes.
- But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.
- So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks.
- All right, that does it. Get out of here, you drunk lowlife.
[...]
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Actors: Trey Parker (Gary Johnston / Kim Jong-il), Matt Stone (Chris), Phil Hendrie (I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E)
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