178 Movie Quotes about Crime (+ Sound Clips) - page 14

Updated: Mar 1, 2026

Memorable quotes about crime, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

131 Hi. I'm the new assistant DA. I'm ready to join you in the war against crime.

Michael Keaton as Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

132 You know what I can't figure out? How is it that all these stupid, Neanderthal mafia guys can be so good at crime and smart guys like us can suck so badly at it?

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons in Office Space

133 Hey! Don't touch the crime scene, rodent! -Rabbit.

Jay Chandrasekhar as Arcot "Thorny" Ramathorn in Super Troopers

134 How is she to judge? She shaves her armpits once a year, and she takes lovers outside of her ethnic group. Are my crimes any worse than hers?

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)

135 Please, mister, he forced me into this life of crime.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in The Jetsons

136 Because, see, the crime I'm investigating, the perpetrators were driving a car with dealer plates...

Frances McDormand as Marge Gunderson in Fargo

137 You're a smart man, Mr. Wayne. We should get together sometime and discuss crime prevention.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

138 Once again I ask myself what unspeakable crimes could have called for such atrocious retribution.

Robert Kerman as Professor Harold Monroe in Cannibal Holocaust

139 Buzz, you little _! Shoplifting is a crime!

Kevin Costner as Robert Butch Haynes in A Perfect World

140 Alright, I'm a soldier. That's how I was trained. But is it a crime to have fought? I was loyal right to the end.

Quote from The Eight Diagram Pole Fighter