50 Movie Quotes about Customer Service (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

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Memorable quotes about customer service, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 Hello, young men. Welcome. Come in and buy. Buy or sell. Take or put.

Humphrey Bogart as Andrew Morton in Knock on Any Door (1949)

42 It's against the rules here to chat with customers unless it's a sale. -Oh, all right, I'll buy something.

Teresa Wright as Peggy Stephenson; Dana Andrews as Fred Derry in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

43 Wait. Something... something is missing, yes. I know what's missing. Here are some teeth... on the house.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

44 Too _in' busy shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary.

Steve Buscemi as Mister Pink in Reservoir Dogs (1992)

45 You mean, me get your lunch? What do you think I am, your waiter? Well, in that case, may I take your order, sir?

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

46 Hey! Wake up, we're closing up. -I didn't finish my drink yet. -You're finished now. Come on, get outta here. Here... here's your dollar.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

47 May I help you? -No, thanks. Just browsing. -How long do you intend to browse? -But that lady there, you didn't ask her how long she intends to browse. How come you're asking us how long we intend to browse?

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

48 As a paying customer, I expect to get what I want.

Kate Winslet as Rose DeWitt Bukater in Titanic (1997)

49 Well, it's the first time the customer ever high-pressured the salesman.

Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates in Psycho (1960)

50 Please stop. You're annoying our customers.

Jada Pinkett as Stony in Set It Off (1996)