89 Cynical Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 5

Updated: Aug 19, 2025

A selection of cynical quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

41 Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly _ing wives.

Leonardo Dicaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

42 Right now everything is great. Everyone is happy, everyone is in love, and that's wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later, you gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish.

Billy Crystal as Harry Burns in When Harry Met Sally...

43 I know that your friends are my friends, and I've thought about that. You can have them.

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

44 One born every minute.

Bill Paxton as Simon in True Lies

45 I fear you're growing cynical. The notion of a faithful taxpayer robbing a bank is clearly ridiculous.

Neil Hamilton as Commissioner Gordon in Batman (1966)

46 This life, at best, is one long impractical joke.

Cesar Romero as The Joker in Batman (1966)

47 You're not leaving the world with that cynical remark?

Quote from Monsieur Verdoux

48 This same model has a glass bottom, so that when you hit a pedestrian, you can look down and see if he was a friend of yours.

Quote from The Tex Avery Show

49 The Fuhrer is a man of peace to the depth of his soul.

Quote from The Remains of the Day

50 Yes. I understand that you inter animals. -Yes. anything from a horse to a mouse. In the case of snakes over 6 feet, we insist that... they be coiled.

Robert Morse as Dennis Barlow in The Loved One (1965)