10 Quotes by Daniel Hillard (+ Sound Clips)

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1 Did you ever wish that sometimes you could freeze-frame a single moment in your day, look at it and say, This is not my life?

Robin Williams as Daniel Hillard in Mrs. Doubtfire

2 In regards to my behavior, I can only plead insanity, because ever since my children were born, the moment I looked at them, I was crazy about them. And once I held them, I was hooked.

Robin Williams as Daniel Hillard in Mrs. Doubtfire

3 We have a history. And I just... They mean everything to me. And they need me as much as I need them. So please, don't take my kids away from me.

Robin Williams as Daniel Hillard in Mrs. Doubtfire

4 That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well preserved.

Robin Williams as Daniel Hillard in Mrs. Doubtfire

5 Do you consider yourself humorous? -I used to. There was a time when I found myself funny, but today, you have proven me wrong. Thank you.

Robin Williams as Daniel Hillard in Mrs. Doubtfire

6 This Hollandaise smells like burnt rubber.

Robin Williams as Daniel Hillard in Mrs. Doubtfire

7 Which one's the dinosaur? -The one in the middle, I think. -Nah, you're wrong. They're all extinct.

Robin Williams as Daniel Hillard in Mrs. Doubtfire

8 I'm addicted to my children, sir. I love them with all my heart, and the idea of someone telling me I can't be with them, I can't see them every day... it's like someone saying I can't have air.

Robin Williams as Daniel Hillard in Mrs. Doubtfire

9 The fact that Pudgie the Parrot has a cigarette shoved into his mouth is morally irresponsible.

Robin Williams as Daniel Hillard in Mrs. Doubtfire

10 You don't really like wearing that stuff, do you, Dad? -Well, some of it's comfortable. No! No. It's a pain in the padded _.

Robin Williams as Daniel Hillard in Mrs. Doubtfire

10 Quotes by Daniel Hillard (+ Sound Clips)

1 Did you ever wish that sometimes you could freeze-frame a single moment in your day, look at it and say, This is not my life?

2 In regards to my behavior, I can only plead insanity, because ever since my children were born, the moment I looked at them, I was crazy about them. And once I held them, I was hooked.

3 We have a history. And I just... They mean everything to me. And they need me as much as I need them. So please, don't take my kids away from me.

4 That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well preserved.

5 Do you consider yourself humorous? -I used to. There was a time when I found myself funny, but today, you have proven me wrong. Thank you.

6 This Hollandaise smells like burnt rubber.

7 Which one's the dinosaur? -The one in the middle, I think. -Nah, you're wrong. They're all extinct.

8 I'm addicted to my children, sir. I love them with all my heart, and the idea of someone telling me I can't be with them, I can't see them every day... it's like someone saying I can't have air.

9 The fact that Pudgie the Parrot has a cigarette shoved into his mouth is morally irresponsible.

10 You don't really like wearing that stuff, do you, Dad? -Well, some of it's comfortable. No! No. It's a pain in the padded _.

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