232 Movie Quotes about Dating (+ Sound Clips) - page 15

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Memorable quotes about dating, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

141 I had to hook up with the only virgin in New York.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

142 Didn't they teach sex at school? -They taught math at your school, but you can't divide. -At least I can multiply.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

143 If we had a lunch date, I wouldn't forget. -I would.

Deanna Oliver as The Brave Little Toaster in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

144 That creep! I should have known. Every time I think a guy's going to be OK, he turns out to be a real jerk. They're all alike, all of them. -Stephanie!

Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

145 Why you hook me up with that fat-_ bald-head girl?

Chris Tucker as Smokey in Friday (1995)

146 Date? Oh! That was no date. That was just I just was over at, um, uh, what's-her-name's wedding rehearsal. That's all. It wasn't a date, though.

Eddie Murphy as Norbit in Norbit

147 My new girl had a date with another Joe last night.

Dean Martin as Sgt. Puccinelli in At War with the Army (1950)

148 Our first date. I'll never forget it. Lt was the night of that terrible thunderstorm, remember, George?

Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly in Back to the Future

149 You mean like how you're supposed to act on a first date? -Sort of.

Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly in Back to the Future

150 Hi. Hi there. Want a date? -How about it?

Jack Nicholson as The President in Mars Attacks! (1996)