232 Movie Quotes about Dating (+ Sound Clips) - page 21

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Memorable quotes about dating, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

201 What do you gotta bring a Watchman for on your date?

Dustin Hoffman as Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man (1988)

202 Pumpkin, you're dating the biggest dickweed in New York.

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

203 Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

204 Professor, are you asking me out on a date?

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins in The Nutty Professor (1996)

205 You have a date? Good luck, professor.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins in The Nutty Professor (1996)

206 I don't have a date tonight. Would you like to dance with me?

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins in The Nutty Professor (1996)

207 Uh, so, look. Uh, if your date don't work out tonight for any reason, uh, there's a motel up on the interstate. Uh, maybe we could, say, uh, meet around, uh, midnight?

John Belushi as Joliet Jake Blues in The Blues Brothers (1980)

208 What do you say, Doc? How was your date last night?

Sterling Hayden as Dix Handley in The Asphalt Jungle (1950)

209 Well, I wouldn't miss our date for anything that wasn't incredible, Roxanne.

Bill Farmer as Goofy in A Goofy Movie (1995)

210 Well? What's the skinny? Y'all been on a date or what?

Ben Stiller as Tugg Speedman in Tropic Thunder (2008)