David Niven Movie Quotes & Lines – 27 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Updated: Sep 1, 2025

Discover the unforgettable quotes of David Niven (March 1, 1910 – July 29, 1983), accompanied by audio snippets, ready for download in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 Oh! We're all out of champagne. -I'll get another bottle. -Oh, no! I prefer to remain conscious, so I may view the attempted seduction at firsthand.

Claudia Cardinale as Princess Dala; David Niven as Sir Charles Lytton in The Pink Panther (1963)

12 I looked everywhere for you. -Well, I looked everywhere for you. In fact, I nearly climbed in bed with your nephew. -You what?

David Niven as Sir Charles Lytton; Capucine as Simone Clouseau in The Pink Panther (1963)

13 You know, the majority of women, they have half a glass too much, and let down the barriers a little. Then they wake up in the morning riddled with guilt, and think they can reclaim their virtue by saying, 'I don't remember.'

As Sir Charles Lytton in The Pink Panther (1963)

14 You're an arrogant fool. -Perhaps I am, but after what I just said, a real woman would've slapped my face.

David Niven as Sir Charles Lytton; Claudia Cardinale as Princess Dala in The Pink Panther (1963)

15 You're being ridiculous. -No, I'm just being a woman.

David Niven as Sir Charles Lytton; Capucine as Simone Clouseau in The Pink Panther (1963)

16 I told you I don't drink. -Oh, champagne's not drinking. That's the minimum of alcohol and the maximum of companionship.

David Niven as Sir Charles Lytton; Claudia Cardinale as Princess Dala in The Pink Panther (1963)

17 And I was 10 when I bagged my first tiger. But I'll never forget my lovely little pony. -When did you bag him?

David Niven as Sir Charles Lytton; Claudia Cardinale as Princess Dala in The Pink Panther (1963)

18 You said something about extremes. -It does wonders for them. -It does more than that.

David Niven as Sir Charles Lytton; Claudia Cardinale as Princess Dala in The Pink Panther (1963)

19 She just had a couple glasses of champagne and then had to rest awhile. -Of course.

As Sir Charles Lytton in The Pink Panther (1963)

20 It shouldn't be too difficult. He's just a young man who's not been out in the world. -That's because he's been spending all his time in the bedroom.

David Niven as Sir Charles Lytton; Capucine as Simone Clouseau in The Pink Panther (1963)

David Niven Movie Quotes & Lines – 27 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

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