38 Movie Quotes about Dentists (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Aug 14, 2025

Memorable quotes about dentists, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 What's a dentist? What is that?

Albert Brooks as Marlin in Finding Nemo

2 A dentist! Good grief!

Head Elf in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)

3 I wouldn't let you touch my choppers with a 10-foot pole, you tooth maniac!

Head Elf in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys

4 9:00 o'clock, and cue dentist.

Albert Brooks as Marlin in Finding Nemo

5 You might have knocked out your eye tooth. -It would be my nose tooth because that's what hit the wall.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh; Jim Cummings as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

6 If you ain't got no teeth, you can't have no cavities.

Malik Carter as Pinky in Black Belt Jones (1974)

7 A dentist? -Well, we need one up here.

Burl Ives as Sam The Snowman in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)

8 The dentist is out! How tragic.

Kathleen Barr as Rudolph in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys

9 Please, don't tell me I need a root canal. -You need a root canal. -I told you not to tell me that.

Hermey The Elf; Head Elf in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys

10 You'd better be nice. One of these days, you'll need a dentist and I'm the only one around.

Hermey The Elf in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys

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