Hey, dragon, dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing.

— Mushu (Eddie Murphy)

8 seconds sound clip from the Mulan (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:28:16 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- So heed my word! 'Cause if the army finds out you're a girl, the penalty is death!

- Who are you.

- Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls. I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu.

- Pretty hot, huh?

- Uh, my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?

- Hey, dragon, dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing.

- You're...

- Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?

- Tiny.

- Of course. I'm travel size for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright.

- Down, Bessie.

- My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor.

- All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family. Make a note of this. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow...

[...]

Mulan (1998) Sound Clip

Mulan (1998) Cover

Funny quotes from Mulan (1998 film), featuring short sound clips that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds.

Actors: Ming-Na Wen (Fa Mulan), Eddie Murphy (Mushu), BD Wong (Li Shang), Miguel Ferrer (Shan Yu), June Foray (Grandmother Fa), Harvey Fierstein (Yao), Pat Morita (The Emperor of China)

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