218 Movie Quotes about Dumb People (+ Sound Clips) - page 16

Memorable quotes about dumb people, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

151 When you gamble, you always lose. Don't deceive yourself. Be sensible, don't be stupid.

Quote from Yoga and the Kung Fu Girl (1979)

152 How stupid are these people? -They believe they can do anything. -You know what? They're wrong. -Yes, sir. -They're wrong.

Harrison Ford as Jack Ryan in Clear and Present Danger

153 Oh, deaf and dumb. Ideal for servants in a place like this.

Kirk Douglas as Ulysses in Ulysses (1954)

154 He underestimated us. He didn't know although we're good with swords that we're not completely stupid.

Quote from Strife for Mastery (1978)

155 It is tough for the kid that her old man is so stupid.

Quote from Night of the Living Dead (1968)

156 When I think of the time and the money I've wasted on your training, and you still turn out to be a blithering idiot.

Stacy Keach as Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

157 Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?

Rob Lowe as Paul Barrish in Tommy Boy (1995)

158 What do you get from a glut of TV? A pain in the neck and an IQ of three.

Oompa Loompa in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

159 He's so dumb, he thinks a Mexican boarder pays rent.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

160 You're what the French call Les incompetents.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)