Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it: 4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss.

The Grinch (Jim Carrey)

14 seconds sound clip from the How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:44:12 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh, all right. I don't know if it's that adorable twinkle in your eye, or that nonconformist streak the reminds me of a younger, less hairy me, but you've convinced me.

- Who knows? This Whobilation could change my entire outlook on life!

- Really?

- No.

(CINDY SCREAMING)

- There you are. Honey. You can make snow angels later. We can't be late for the Whobilation!

- The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there. On such short notice.

- Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it: 4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss.

- 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one.

- 5:30, Jazzercise.

- 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again.

- 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing I'm booked!

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