I'm thinking about getting me an appointment, and going down and getting my colon cleansed thoroughly.

— Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)

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6 seconds sound clip from the The Nutty Professor (1996) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:15:11 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- You do have a big ass. Don't tell me nothing. Asses is big in our family. So you need to get used to that.

- And I don't care what diet you go on. You can sew up your stomach and your asshole, you gonna always be fat.

- Daddy, all I'm trying to say is that scientific breakthroughs are occurring all the time...

- The only thing about to break through is your ass about to break through the seat of your pants.

- I think I do remember hearing something on TV about colon cleansing. They say everyone should have one.

- I'm thinking about getting me an appointment, and going down and getting my colon cleansed thoroughly.

- You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine. There. Now my colon is clean. I'm talking squeaky clean.

- Every time we have a meal, you break gas. Don't break gas and destroy our meal.

- Don't tell me to stop. You the one that brought up colon cleansing and all that mess.

- I did not say anything about breaking gas!

[...]

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