- Or his elbows could be in splints, so he couldn't really dial.
- Or he could be unconscious.
- In a coma.
- Stuck in intensive care.
- With a heart monitor beeping.
- And like... No phone

Kathleen Kelly (Meg Ryan)

15 seconds sound clip from the You've Got Mail movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:10:17.821 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- What if he showed up, he took one look at me and left?

- Not possible.

- Maybe there was a subway accident.

- Absolutely.

- A train got trapped underground with him inside.

- And no phone.

- And you know how those express trains create suction.

- He got sucked onto the tracks.

- The third rail.

- He's toast.

- What happened?

- He was unable to make it.

- He stood you up?

- Maybe he had a car accident. Those cab drivers are maniacs.

- They hit something and you slam into that plastic partition.

- Or his elbows could be in splints, so he couldn't really dial.

- Or he could be unconscious.

- In a coma.

- Stuck in intensive care.

- With a heart monitor beeping.

- And like... No phone

- What? What are you saying?

- It could be he was arrested two blocks from the caf?.

- Is there a picture?

- So that explains it.

- He was in jail.

- And there was a phone.

- But he only got one call so he had to call his lawyer.

[...]