Austin Powers in Goldmember Quotes with Sound Clips

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Sound bites of the best quotes, funny lines and sound effects from the Austin Powers in Goldmember movie soundboard.

Actors: Mike Myers (Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard), Michael Caine (Nigel Powers), Beyoncé Knowles (Foxxy Cleopatra), Seth Green (Scott Evil)

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But when you're an overweight child in a society that demands perfection. Well, your sense of right, wrong fair and unfair will always be tragically skewed.

You know, I think it's a shame the way they treat you. Just because you're one-eighth their size doesn't mean you deserve one-eighth of their respect. Does it?

What, Billy No-Mates?

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell other people's cooking on each floor and you go: What are they cooking? That, plus crap.

Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you? -Yeah, I'm sure. -Would you like to?

Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?

You're the best evil son an evil dad could ever ask for.

All right, analysis: Oh, it smells like carrots and throw-up.

Here's the chocolate. It's from Bruges. That's in Belgium. That's where Daddy's from. Yeah.

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