My Cousin Vinny Quotes with Sound Clips

My Cousin Vinny

Sound clips of the best lines, famous quotes and sound fx from the My Cousin Vinny movie soundboard that you can use as ringtones. All audio files are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Joe Pesci (Vinny Gambini), Ralph Macchio (Bill Gambini), Marisa Tomei (Mona Lisa Vito), Fred Gwynne (Judge Chamberlain Haller)

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It's a bullshit question. It's impossible to answer.

No, don't. I'm gonna stay in prison tonight. Maybe I'll finally get some sleep.

What's this? You, uh, readin' this book? Do me a favor, okay? Don't read this book. Okay? Thank you very much.

Except that the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu. You get that? The whole store got the flu.

All I ask from you is a very simple answer to a very simple question. There are only two ways to answer it. Guilty or not guilty.

I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots.

My biological clock is tickin' like this, and the way this case is goin', I ain't never gettin' married!

Next time you come into my courtroom, you will look lawyerly. And I mean you comb your hair and wear a suit and tie. And that suit better be made out of some kind of cloth.

Now I ask you, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

Oh, a counteroffer. That's what we lawyers... I'm a lawyer... We lawyers call that a counteroffer.

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