American Graffiti Quotes with Sound Clips

American Graffiti

Funny quotes from American Graffiti, featuring sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Richard Dreyfuss (Curt Henderson), Ron Howard (Steve Bolander), Paul Le Mat (John Milner), Charles Martin Smith (Terry "The Toad"), Wolfman Jack, Bo Hopkins ("Little Joe" Young / The Pharaohs from American Graffiti), Harrison Ford (Bob Falfa)

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That's pretty good. Hey, I like the color of your car there, man. What's that supposed to be? Sort of a cross between piss yellow and puke green, ain't it?

Look, creep. You want a knuckle sandwich? -No, thanks. I'm waiting for a double Chubby Chuck.

Oh, excuse me, sir. I got a problem. See, I lost my I. D. In a flood, and I was wondering, since you're going in there anyway, could you pick me some Old Harper? Hard stuff? Would you buy me a bottle?

Why do you kill little animals? I think that's terrible. -Oh, well, yeah, I figure with bears, though, it's me or them.

I've been crying so much. And the tears and everything, man. I leaned down towards the microphone, I almost shorted myself out.

Wait a second! Wait a second! Did you hear that? - Do you think it's the Goat Killer? -No! I mean, no.

But that can't be your car. It must be your mama's car. I'm sort of embarrassed to be this close to you. -Well, I'm not surprised, driving a field car.

At least I don't have to pull over to the side just to let a funeral go by, man.