Clueless (1995) Quotes with Sound Clips

Clueless (1995)

Sound bites of the best quotes and memorable one liners from the Clueless (1995) movie soundboard. All the audio clips can be downloaded in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Alicia Silverstone (Cher Horowitz), Stacey Dash (Dionne Davenport), Brittany Murphy (Tai Frasier), Paul Rudd (Josh Lucas), Wallace Shawn (Mr. Wendell Hall)

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Hey, you! Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.

Hi, Daddy, this is my friend Tai. -Get out of my chair!

I met a really cool guy. -Describe. -All right, he's got long hair, he's really funny. Straight off, right, he offers me some smoke. There he is!

I'm having a Twin Peaks experience.

It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day. -Do you see the distinction? -Yeah.

Josh, are you still growing? You look taller than you did at Easter. -I don't think so. -Doesn't he look bigger? -His head does.

Yeah, but I think I'd really like to check out environmental law. -What for? You want to have a miserable, frustrating life?

You drink? -No, thanks. I'm cool. -I'm not offering. I'm asking you if you drink. You think I'd give alcohol to teenage drivers taking my daughter out?