16 Movie Quotes about Forks with Audio

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1 You using that fork there, pal?

Quote from The Emperor's New Groove

2 If a cannibal used a knife and fork, would you call that progress too?

Anne Bancroft as Senator Lillian DeHaven in G.I. Jane

3 You mean a fork... -That would depend on the tribe.

Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

4 Eat up, please. -The food's alright, but these damn things, they're useless. -Yeah, you're right, a waste of time, knives, forks. We really think alike.

Quote from Kung Fu Girl Fighter (1972)

5 Yow! I've been voodooed! -Hold it, Shaggy. All you did was back into this fork.

Stefanianna Christopherson as Daphne Blake; Frank Welker as Fred Jones in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

6 He taught me what fork to use, how to dress correctly, how to speak correctly. -Everything but how to think correctly.

Cornel Wilde as Griff Marat; Patricia Knight as Jenny Marsh in Shockproof (1949)

7 When I was coming up, we didn't have milk, cereal, a bowl to eat in. Spoon, fork and knife. No napkins or nothing.

Quote from Friday (1995)

8 Okay, she goes in the kitchen, she gets a knife, she starts stabbing you. She's stabbing you. She's putting forks in you. She's got spoons in your eyes, Will.

Quote from Good Morning, Vietnam

9 Majestic Hotel, three stars, a knife and a fork.

Quote from Kelly's Heroes

10 That was okay in the hotel last night with the pizza, but in a restaurant, you eat with a fork.

Quote from Rain Man (1988)