48 Movie Quotes about Free Stuff (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Mar 25, 2025

Memorable quotes about free stuff, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Yeah... There's nothing free in this world, Jake. Not even arrest warrants.

Denzel Washington as Detective Alonzo Harris in Training Day (2001)

2 A special offer for today. I'll tell you what I'll do: all those who sign without delay will get a free tattoo.

Hans Conried as Captain Hook in Peter Pan (1953)

3 All right, you bad boy, but no more freebies.

Scott Weinger as Aladdin in Aladdin (1992)

4 And all free today.

Robert Helpmann as Child Catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

5 I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip, but, jeez, you guys give the worst gol-darn wake-up calls.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

6 Ice cream, chocolate, all free today.

Dick Van Dyke as Caractacus Potts in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

7 Wrong, man! Hell, ain't nothing wrong with no welfare check. That's called free money. Hell, our family survived six generations on it.

Shawn Wayans as Ashtray in Don't Be a Menace

8 Why don't you come? I'll buy you a drink. -The drinks at those things are free. -I know, I was being ironical.

Robin Williams as Dr. Sean Maguire; Stellan Skarsgård as Gerald Lambeau in Good Will Hunting

9 Hey, guess what? You are our eighth customer today. You won a free oven mitt. Hah! I'll go get it for you.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

10 Hey. Hey, you, guys. That room has some nifty little sinks you can wash up in, and look! Free mints!

Ben Stiller as Alex The Lion in Madagascar

48 Movie Quotes about Free Stuff (+ Sound Clips)

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