48 Movie Quotes about Free Stuff (Sound Clips)

Updated: Mar 25, 2025

Memorable quotes about free stuff, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Yeah... There's nothing free in this world, Jake. Not even arrest warrants.

Quote from Training Day (2001)

2 A special offer for today. I'll tell you what I'll do: all those who sign without delay will get a free tattoo.

Captain Hook in Peter Pan (1953)

3 All right, you bad boy, but no more freebies.

Quote from Aladdin (1992)

4 And all free today.

Robert Helpmann as Child Catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

5 I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip, but, jeez, you guys give the worst gol-darn wake-up calls.

Quote from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

6 Ice cream, chocolate, all free today.

Quote from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

7 Wrong, man! Hell, ain't nothing wrong with no welfare check. That's called free money. Hell, our family survived six generations on it.

Quote from Don't Be a Menace

8 Why don't you come? I'll buy you a drink. -The drinks at those things are free. -I know, I was being ironical.

Quote from Good Will Hunting

9 Hey, guess what? You are our eighth customer today. You won a free oven mitt. Hah! I'll go get it for you.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

10 Hey. Hey, you, guys. That room has some nifty little sinks you can wash up in, and look! Free mints!

Quote from Madagascar