20 Funny Quotes About Coffee from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Last updated on: September 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about coffee from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 Me and Vincent would've been satisfied with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice. Right? And he springs this serious gourmet _ on us.

Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction

12 No, sir, we call it Mr. Coffee.

Quote from Spaceballs

13 How do you take your coffee? -I take milk. -You have answered my question.

Quote from The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

14 Importing, among other things, coffee, which in and of itself means nothing, but he was paying a little bit too much for this coffee. $6200 a pound, if my arithmetic is correct. -Well, that's expensive coffee. -Yes, sir. I'd have to agree.

Harrison Ford as Jack Ryan in Clear and Present Danger

15 A panhandler asked me for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. -Ten dollars? Isn't that a lot of money for a cup of coffee? -Well, he said he was a heavy tipper.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

16 You see, we're putting in a new Tarbucks because there just ain't enough of those places around when you want a nice latte.

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

17 I understand he's in coffee? -You make it sound like total immersion.

Jennifer Jones as Mrs. Gwendolen Chelm in Beat the Devil (1953)

18 It is a crappy cup of coffee. No, it's the world's best cup of coffee.

Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf in Elf (2003)

19 Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home.

Quote from Airplane (1980)

20 We'd like to welcome you to Vietnam, the country that is more stimulating than a strong cup of cappuccino or an espresso enema.

Quote from Good Morning, Vietnam

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