23 Funny Quotes About Coffee from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: May 6, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about coffee from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 You did it! Congratulations. World's best cup of coffee. Great job, everybody. It's great to meet you. Hi.

Will Ferrell as Buddy The Elf in Elf (2003)

12 Me and Vincent would've been satisfied with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice. Right? And he springs this serious gourmet _ on us.

Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction

13 Would you like some coffee? -I don't suppose there's any possibility of getting an espresso or cappuccino this morning, is there? -Oh, I really don't know, um... -How to spell espresso or cappuccino.

Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

14 No, sir, we call it Mr. Coffee.

Quote from Spaceballs

15 Importing, among other things, coffee, which in and of itself means nothing, but he was paying a little bit too much for this coffee. $6200 a pound, if my arithmetic is correct. -Well, that's expensive coffee. -Yes, sir. I'd have to agree.

Harrison Ford as Jack Ryan in Clear and Present Danger

16 A panhandler asked me for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. -Ten dollars? Isn't that a lot of money for a cup of coffee? -Well, he said he was a heavy tipper.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

17 You see, we're putting in a new Tarbucks because there just ain't enough of those places around when you want a nice latte.

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

18 I understand he's in coffee? -You make it sound like total immersion.

Jennifer Jones as Mrs. Gwendolen Chelm in Beat the Devil (1953)

19 It is a crappy cup of coffee. No, it's the world's best cup of coffee.

Will Ferrell as Buddy The Elf in Elf (2003)

20 Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home.

Quote from Airplane (1980)