22 Funny Quotes About Coffee from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about coffee from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 Coffee service coming through. Please watch your step. Hot coffee.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot in Short Circuit (1986)

12 You did it! Congratulations. World's best cup of coffee. Great job, everybody. It's great to meet you. Hi.

Will Ferrell as Buddy The Elf in Elf (2003)

13 Me and Vincent would've been satisfied with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice. Right? And he springs this serious gourmet _ on us.

Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction

14 No, sir, we call it Mr. Coffee.

Mel Brooks as Yogurt in Spaceballs

15 How do you take your coffee? -I take milk. -You have answered my question.

Harold Lloyd as Harold Diddlebock in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

16 Importing, among other things, coffee, which in and of itself means nothing, but he was paying a little bit too much for this coffee. $6200 a pound, if my arithmetic is correct. -Well, that's expensive coffee. -Yes, sir. I'd have to agree.

Harrison Ford as Jack Ryan in Clear and Present Danger

17 A panhandler asked me for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. -Ten dollars? Isn't that a lot of money for a cup of coffee? -Well, he said he was a heavy tipper.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

18 You see, we're putting in a new Tarbucks because there just ain't enough of those places around when you want a nice latte.

Mandy Patinkin as Huxley in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

19 I understand he's in coffee? -You make it sound like total immersion.

Jennifer Jones as Mrs. Gwendolen Chelm in Beat the Devil (1953)

20 It is a crappy cup of coffee. No, it's the world's best cup of coffee.

Will Ferrell as Buddy The Elf in Elf (2003)