22 Funny Quotes About Friends from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: Mar 23, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about friends from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 Alone, bad. Friend, good. Friend, good!

Boris Karloff as Frankenstein’S Monster in Bride of Frankenstein

12 Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way, but in 20 years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriot's games, still workin' construction, I'll _in' kill ya.

Ben Affleck as Chuckie Sullivan in Good Will Hunting

13 I always choose my friends for their good looks and my enemies for their good intellects. A man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies.

George Sanders as Lord Henry Wotton in The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

14 Who needs you guys anyway? Gotta drag you around all the time, bunch of dead weight. I'd be better off without you. -But Kirby... -Especially you, you little rag.

Thurl Ravenscroft as Kirby in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

15 Ah, we can't trust this one. He's part wolf. -You see those teeth? -He might turn on me.

Kevin Bacon as Balto in Balto (1995)

16 This is not a sustainable friendship model.

Jim Parsons as Oh in Home (2015)

17 Well... The point is, I would gladly step in front of traffic for you, Truman.

Marlon From The Truman Show in The Truman Show

18 Yes, sir. And a good friend is hard to find. -You always get the other kind.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck; Mel Blanc as Sylvester The Cat in Daffy Duck's Easter Egg-Citement

19 Well, you know the old saying, with friends like you, who needs enemies.

Christopher Plummer as Sir Charles Litton in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

20 You like my Tennesseans, Flaca? -Oh, yes. -You could strain 10000 and never come up with 23 better.

John Wayne as Davy Crockett in The Alamo (1960)