20 Funny Quotes About Gym from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Updated: Oct 19, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about gym from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 Oh, yes, time for my stoutness exercise. Up, down, up.

Sterling Holloway as Winnie The Pooh in The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

2 How about skipping the rope? -I'm skipping the rope skipping.

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear; Daws Butler as Boo Boo Bear; Don Messick as Boo Boo Bear, Ranger Smith in Yogi Bear

3 Good laugh does more for the stomach muscles than five minutes sitting-up exercises.

Robert Morley as Peterson in Beat the Devil (1953)

4 I have very little time to get to the gym, so I have to sculpt my guns at the office.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

5 I believe it's jogging. Or yogging, it might be a soft J. I'm not sure, but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

6 You caught me in the middle of a little step aerobics I was doing out here.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump in The Nutty Professor (1996)

7 You know what your problem is, you don't work out. Gotta exercise. Look at me. That's all muscle.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins in The Nutty Professor (1996)

8 Oh, I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it, fellas. Veronica and I are trying this new fad called jogging.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

9 Come on, dude. You more shredded than a julienne salad, man.

Robert Downey Jr. as Kirk Lazarus in Tropic Thunder (2008)

10 Mom, I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.

Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body