134 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 13

Updated: May 23, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

121 Every passenger on this plane who had fish for dinner will become violently ill in the next half-hour.

Quote from Airplane (1980)

122 Passengers certain to die.

Quote from Airplane (1980)

123 I don't mean to spoil the party, but does anyone else notice we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch?

Quote from The Lego Movie (2014)

124 Checking into a Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud and a head full of acid?

Quote from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

125 Two weeks at home. The perfect vacation.

Quote from Beetlejuice

126 Hey, do you think I can get this yacht to Paris by Sunday?

Quote from Kelly's Heroes

127 Listen, this airline has flown over 30 million passenger miles without ever scratching a passenger.

Quote from The High and the Mighty (1954)

128 Yeah, room service, Suite 21. I'd like to order a large pizza. Pepperoni, right?

Quote from Rain Man (1988)

129 But I'm staying here! I paid twenty dollars for the _ing Internet!

Quote from The Dictator (2012)

130 No room service, I bet.

Quote from Rocky IV (1985)