135 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 13

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

121 And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday.

Quote from Casino (1995)

122 Every passenger on this plane who had fish for dinner will become violently ill in the next half-hour.

Quote from Airplane (1980)

123 Passengers certain to die.

Quote from Airplane (1980)

124 I don't mean to spoil the party, but does anyone else notice we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch?

Quote from The Lego Movie (2014)

125 Checking into a Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud and a head full of acid?

Quote from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

126 Two weeks at home. The perfect vacation.

Quote from Beetlejuice

127 Hey, do you think I can get this yacht to Paris by Sunday?

Quote from Kelly's Heroes

128 Listen, this airline has flown over 30 million passenger miles without ever scratching a passenger.

Quote from The High and the Mighty (1954)

129 Yeah, room service, Suite 21. I'd like to order a large pizza. Pepperoni, right?

Quote from Rain Man (1988)

130 But I'm staying here! I paid twenty dollars for the _ing Internet!

Quote from The Dictator (2012)