133 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 13

Updated: May 6, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

121 Passengers certain to die.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker in Airplane (1980)

122 I don't mean to spoil the party, but does anyone else notice we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch?

Chris Pratt as Emmet Brickowski in The Lego Movie (2014)

123 Checking into a Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud and a head full of acid?

Johnny Depp as Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

124 Two weeks at home. The perfect vacation.

Michael Keaton as Betelgeuse in Beetlejuice

125 Hey, do you think I can get this yacht to Paris by Sunday?

Clint Eastwood as Private Kelly in Kelly's Heroes

126 Listen, this airline has flown over 30 million passenger miles without ever scratching a passenger.

John Wayne as Dan Roman in The High and the Mighty (1954)

127 Yeah, room service, Suite 21. I'd like to order a large pizza. Pepperoni, right?

Dustin Hoffman as Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man (1988)

128 But I'm staying here! I paid twenty dollars for the _ing Internet!

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)

129 No room service, I bet.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky IV (1985)

130 I should've left you in Stockton. You know campin' in the wilderness ain't like life at Club Med.

George Peppard as Col. John Hannibal Smith in The A-Team