128 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 13

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

121 Listen, this airline has flown over 30 million passenger miles without ever scratching a passenger.

John Wayne as Dan Roman in The High and the Mighty (1954)

122 Yeah, room service, Suite 21. I'd like to order a large pizza. Pepperoni, right?

Dustin Hoffman as Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man (1988)

123 But I'm staying here! I paid twenty dollars for the _ing Internet!

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)

124 No room service, I bet.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky IV (1985)

125 I should've left you in Stockton. You know campin' in the wilderness ain't like life at Club Med.

George Peppard as Col. John Hannibal Smith in The A-Team

126 Jeez, it'll be like a dream come true. Cruising the world in our own private luxury ocean yacht.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

127 Did any of my luggage survive with me?

Sean Connery as James Bond in Goldfinger

128 I'd better call room service. 'Service.' s-e-r-v-i-c-e. 'Service.' Yes, service. Yes, that's it. 'I before e, save after d.'

Peter Robbins as Charlie Brown in A Boy Named Charlie Brown