130 Funny Quotes About Travel from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 13

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A collection of funny quotes about travel from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

121 Two weeks at home. The perfect vacation.

Michael Keaton as Betelgeuse in Beetlejuice

122 Hey, do you think I can get this yacht to Paris by Sunday?

Clint Eastwood as Private Kelly in Kelly's Heroes

123 Listen, this airline has flown over 30 million passenger miles without ever scratching a passenger.

John Wayne as Dan Roman in The High and the Mighty (1954)

124 Yeah, room service, Suite 21. I'd like to order a large pizza. Pepperoni, right?

Dustin Hoffman as Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man (1988)

125 But I'm staying here! I paid twenty dollars for the _ing Internet!

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)

126 No room service, I bet.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky IV (1985)

127 I should've left you in Stockton. You know campin' in the wilderness ain't like life at Club Med.

George Peppard as Col. John Hannibal Smith in The A-Team

128 Jeez, it'll be like a dream come true. Cruising the world in our own private luxury ocean yacht.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

129 Did any of my luggage survive with me?

Sean Connery as James Bond in Goldfinger

130 I'd better call room service. 'Service.' s-e-r-v-i-c-e. 'Service.' Yes, service. Yes, that's it. 'I before e, save after d.'

Peter Robbins as Charlie Brown in A Boy Named Charlie Brown