Johnny Dangerously

Johnny Dangerously Poster

Sound clips of the funniest quotes, famous lines and sayings from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan), Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)

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1 It's a bad habit. It's like drinking coffee. Believe me, if I could quit this thing, I would.
2 Whoa, wait a minute, kid. You can't fight me. I'm too good.
3 I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loan sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things.
4 People like me, we're like shooting stars. We cross the sky, burning hot for one moment in time, and then we... plunge to earth, disappear.
5 There you go. While you're at it, buy yourself a second home.
6 Vermin, maybe you got too much sugar in your diet.
7 What are you cooking, Ma? -Beer. -With noodles? What a great idea.
8 Sure, we had dreams. But when you're in crime, kid, dreams don't always come true.
9 They made it for him special. It's an. 88 magnum. -It shoots through schools.
10 This goes through armor. Then it goes through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside...
 
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