Johnny Dangerously Quotes with Sound Clips

Johnny Dangerously

Sound clips of the funniest quotes, famous lines and sayings from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan), Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)

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It's a bad habit. It's like drinking coffee. Believe me, if I could quit this thing, I would.

Whoa, wait a minute, kid. You can't fight me. I'm too good.

I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loan sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things.

People like me, we're like shooting stars. We cross the sky, burning hot for one moment in time, and then we... plunge to earth, disappear.

There you go. While you're at it, buy yourself a second home.

Vermin, maybe you got too much sugar in your diet.

What are you cooking, Ma? -Beer. -With noodles? What a great idea.

Sure, we had dreams. But when you're in crime, kid, dreams don't always come true.

They made it for him special. It's an. 88 magnum. -It shoots through schools.

This goes through armor. Then it goes through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside...

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