Don't Be a Menace Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

Don't Be a Menace (1996) Cover

Famous quotes from the movie Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, featuring short sound clips in wav/mp3 format.

Actors: Shawn Wayans (Ashtray), Marlon Wayans (Loc Dog), Helen Martin (Grandma)

6 more actors, Chris Spencer (Preach), Antonio Fargas (Old School), Bernie Mac (Officer Self Hatred), Terri J. Vaughn (Keisha), Keenen Ivory Wayans (The Mailman), LaWanda Page (Old School's mom)

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31 My father tried his best to give me advice. The problem was, he was only a couple of years older than me.

Ashtray (Shawn Wayans)

32 Oh, ma, come on. The gang needs me. I'm their leader.

— Old School (Antonio Fargas)

33 Oh, my Junior! I nursed him with these! Lord, why?
34 She taught me all about foreplay. Until then, I ain't never done foreplay before. But then again, who needs foreplay when you're jackin' off?

Ashtray (Shawn Wayans)

35 Sorry, baby. You know there ain't no positive black females in these movies.

— (Vivica A. Fox)

36 Tsk. Make me write and _. If I was white, wouldn't be makin' me write.

Loc Dog (Marlon Wayans)

37 You could take Dashiki outta the hood, but you can't take the hood niggers out of Dashiki. Hmm?

Loc Dog (Marlon Wayans)

38 You still hit like a _, mother_er.

Grandma (Helen Martin)

39 Man, I ain't worried about jail! _, I don't give a damn about goin' to jail. You can take me to jail! _, lock me up! Throw away the key!

Toothpick

40 Yeah, see, the next man who loves me, and leaves me so quick, I'm gon' cut off his balls and I'm gon' chop off his _.

Dashiki

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