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I can't quit selling it yet, but I'll quit smoking it. If that's what you want, then I'll change for you.

8 seconds sound clip from the Half Baked movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:53:47 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- We'll get back to that in a second.

- But meanwhile, I hadn't seen Mary Jane in, like, a week. I couldn't stop thinking about her, man. I missed her.

- Then I started thinking about the fact that she was the only girl I slept with in five years.

- Then I started thinking about the girl I slept with before Mary Jane... I had to get Mary Jane back!

- What do you want?

- I want you back, Mary Jane. I miss you. I'll do whatever it takes to get you back.

- I can't quit selling it yet, but I'll quit smoking it. If that's what you want, then I'll change for you.

- Heard that before.

- Said that before. But this time I mean it.

- I'm gonna come back here. I'm gonna be clean. I'm gonna be sober. There's no more weed, no more nothing.

- Mary Jane, you'll see. I'll be back. I'll be a changed man. There's a new Thurgood Jenkins today. I love you.

- Man, that first day of sobriety sucked. And I realized something. I was a real irritable guy when I wasn't smoking marijuana.

- I couldn't stop thinking about getting high. That's when I decided it was time to get help.

[...]

Half Baked Sound Clip

Half Baked Cover

Famous quotes from Half Baked (1998 comedy film), featuring short audio clips of the best lines.

Actors: Dave Chappelle (Thurgood Jenkins / Sir Smoke-a-Lot), Jim Breuer (Brian), Harland Williams (Kenny Davis), Tommy Chong (Squirrel Master), Clarence Williams III (Samson Simpson), Rachel True (Mary Jane Potman), Guillermo Díaz (Scarface)

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