Don't Be a Menace Quotes with Sound Clips

Don't Be a Menace

Famous quotes from the movie Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, featuring short sound clips in wav/mp3 format.

Actors: Shawn Wayans (Ashtray), Marlon Wayans (Loc Dog), Helen Martin (Grandma), Chris Spencer (Preach), Antonio Fargas (Old School), Bernie Mac (Officer Self Hatred), Terri J. Vaughn (Keisha), Keenen Ivory Wayans (The Mailman), LaWanda Page (Old School's mom)

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Ashtray! You little bitch-ass motherfucker! Come over here and give your grandma a hug. Ah, that's my nigger.

Yo, what you do is get yourself a 40, right? Then you get on the freeway... Bam... punch it to 85. Then you turn off your lights, let go of the steering wheel. Oh, it will bug you out. You got to try it, man.

Do my eyes not deceive me or am I lookin' at the goddess Isis herself?

Ah, hell, no. You know I ain't got no self-esteem. I ain't gonna grow up to be shit, just like you, baby.

All right, man. All right. That's enough of all that sentimental stuff.

Hey, girl, the dog don't bite unless you ask him.

Hold on. You use a condom? -No. -Good! That's my boy! That's my boy! Yo, never use condoms, son. They take away all the feelin'.

I was foolin' y'all, man! I was foolin' y'all! Those was jokes! Whoo! Whoo!