Half Baked

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Famous quotes from Half Baked (1998 comedy film), featuring short audio clips of the best lines.

Actors: Dave Chappelle (Thurgood Jenkins / Sir Smoke-a-Lot), Jim Breuer (Brian), Harland Williams (Kenny Davis), Tommy Chong (Squirrel Master), Clarence Williams III (Samson Simpson), Rachel True (Mary Jane Potman), Guillermo Díaz (Scarface)

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1 Man, give me your fruit cocktail. -Well, I can't. If I did that, then I'd have to give it to you every day, and I won't get all my vitamins.
2 I don't do drugs. Drugs make me sick. They're bad for your body. Up with hope, down with dope.
3 'Course across town, the kid's Nana's smoking up, trying to ease her glaucoma. -And it's good for arthritis, too.
4 He told me about his lawyer... He had sex with my mama! Why?
5 His spirituality... God, if you listening, help!
6 Man, that first day of sobriety sucked. And I realized something. I was a real irritable guy when I wasn't smoking marijuana.
7 Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug. I mean, everybody knows that it leads to other stuff. -Yeah, mostly junk food.
8 She's an I'm Only Creative If I Smoke smoker. She believes weed, and only weed, brings out the artist in her.
9 Sorry for yelling. But I'm serious. We gotta start being more responsible and focused. All right? Let's be sharp.
10 He gets to talk about music all day. Perfect job for a stoner.
 
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