74 Movie Quotes about Golf (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Memorable quotes about golf, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

61 Hi, I'm a hockey player, but I'm playing golf today.

Quote from Happy Gilmore

62 This man is destroying golf.

Quote from Happy Gilmore

63 Oh, really? What is this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it into the woods?

Julie Bowen as Virginia Venit in Happy Gilmore

64 Look, lady. You ain't got no more bats, golf clubs or anything like that you can swing at me, do you?

Quote from Bad Boys (1995)

65 After 36 holes of golf, I hope he sits quick.

Quote from A King in New York (1957)

66 I suppose chasing a golf ball over the country side just to put it in a hole is sane?

Quote from A King in New York (1957)

67 I prefer Hamlet to golf.

Quote from A King in New York (1957)

68 I like knowing I can throw my sticks in the trunk of my car and go golfing anytime I want.

Quote from Uncle Buck (1989)

69 Okay, pal. Time for a golf lesson.

Quote from Uncle Buck (1989)

70 Ah, golf! -There's birdies in golf.

Quote from Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie