Graham Chapman: 41 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

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11 When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realized the full significance of what he was doing, but 400 years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas.

In Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

12 I'm not a Roman, Mum! And I never will be! I'm a kike, a Yid, a hebe, a hooknose! I'm kosher, Mum! I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

13 All right, we will eat the cake. They're right. It's too good a cake not to eat.

In Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

14 Been in the wars, have we? -Yes. -Any headache? Bowels all right?

In Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

15 Keep warm, plenty of rest and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg. -Oh, righto.

In Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

16 What we're looking for, and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear, is some multi-cellular life-form with stripes, huge, razor-sharp teeth, about 11-foot long, and of the genus Felis Horribilis. What we doctors call a tiger.

In Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

17 Which brings us, once again, to the urgent realization of just how much there is still left to own.

In Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

18 It's Christmas in heaven. There's great films on The Sound of Music twice an hour, and Jaws I, II and III.

In Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

19 What are you going to do? Bleed on me?

As Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

20 Is there someone else up there we could talk to?

As Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail