Henry Burk Jones Movie Quotes & Lines – 6 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 A visitor... A very attractive young lady. She says she's your mother. -Send her up.

As Mr. Simms in The Grifters

2 They don't make the money, see, for a place like this. Not regularly. There's only way they can get it. By selling theirself... tapping them cute little piggy banks they all got.

As Mr. Simms in The Grifters

3 Sickness comes to us all. We never know when, we never know why, we never know how. The only blessed thing we know is that it'll come in the most inconvenient, unexpected time... just when you've got tickets to the World Series.

As Mr. Simms in The Grifters

4 The last modern thing I liked was the miniskirt. Your technology, now, nobody understands it, that's the simple fact of the situation.

As Mr. Simms in The Grifters

5 I say this: I say, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, friends and enemies, meet the future!

In Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

6 The difference between a folded towel and a clean towel is a trip to the laundry.

As Mr. Simms in The Grifters