165 Movie Quotes about Horses with Audio – Page 5Updated: Oct 9, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 41 Why, my horse just told me a very funny story. Funniest one I've heard in years. I'm still laughing about it. Wilbur in Mister Ed 42 Eat like a horse, look like a horse. Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed 43 That wasn't the horse. I'm a ventriloquist. Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed 44 When you're watching television, don't turn on any of those old Westerns. I hate to see people sitting on my friends. Quote from Mister Ed 45 Since you're not married to the horse, I don't believe you're legally obligated to include him on the trip. Quote from Mister Ed 46 They took me by surprise. Sneaked up on me while I was feeding the horses. Quote from Planet of the Apes (1968) 47 I want a horse, food and water. Enough for a week for me and this female... and 50 rounds of ammunition. Charlton Heston as George Taylor in Planet of the Apes (1968) 48 Sure I can find another wife. But she take my rifle and my horse. Quote from Stagecoach (1939) 49 I can find another wife, easy yes. But not a horse like that. Quote from Stagecoach (1939) 50 Look how queerly his horse is acting. -Yeah. He's riding zigzag. That's Indian sign that he wants to palaver. Quote from The Big Trail (1930) Page 5 of 17 << ◄ 4 5 6 ► >>