Howling Mad Murdock: 62 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Howling Mad Murdock, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Trash bags! I want trash bags! I want 'em! I want 'em! I want trash bags! I want trash bags!

Dwight Schultz in The A-Team

2 Did you ever see a hearse go by and think that someday you'd surely die. They put you in a little box and cover you over with dirt and rocks. How am I doin'?

Dwight Schultz in The A-Team

3 How fast can you get us down? -You just landed, brother.

Dwight Schultz in The A-Team

4 I'm nuts. Let's keep that straight. Okay? I got my whole room-and-board thing resting on that fact.

Dwight Schultz in The A-Team

5 My self-image is real bad. A haircut is just what I need in this time of severe emotional crisis.

Dwight Schultz in The A-Team

6 What about my dog, Nurse? He's been in that same position for a month.

Dwight Schultz in The A-Team

7 You should take care and watch your attitude when speaking to people with fragile psyches.

Dwight Schultz in The A-Team

8 Hey, wait, man. Look, I'm just a driver, you know what I mean? I'm not even supposed to sing, but Chiquita Banana got hung up at Valley Presbyterian.

Dwight Schultz in The A-Team

9 This is Mean, Musical, Howling Mad Dog coming to you from high atop Indian Dunes.

Dwight Schultz in The A-Team

10 Yeah, I noticed that too. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I got my words, and my brain's workin' fine. But when the words come out, they want to... rhyme.

Dwight Schultz in The A-Team