42 Innuendo Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jun 12, 2026

A selection of innuendo quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

1 You own that big, expensive car out there? Oh, dear. Well, they say a man who has to buy a big car like that's trying to compensate for smaller genitals, is he? But not in your case, 'cause I see that you're a strapping lad, aren't ya?

Robin Williams as Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs. Doubtfire

2 Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Peter Graves as Capt. Clarence Oveur in Airplane (1980)

3 Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.

Mel Johnson Jr. as Benny in Total Recall (1990)

4 I'm fishing. -For what? -Anything I can get. -I know the best waters. I'd be very happy to show them to you.

Sean Connery as James Bond; Barbara Carrera as Fatima Blush in Never Say Never Again

5 Bonjour. -Bonjour, monsieur. -Do you serve men here? -But of course. Some men more than others.

Sean Connery as James Bond in Never Say Never Again

6 Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you? -Yeah, I'm sure. -Would you like to?

Beyoncé Knowles as Foxxy Cleopatra in Austin Powers in Goldmember

7 Is that a test tube in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump; Buddy Love in The Nutty Professor (1996)

8 He's really excited about this one. It's a huge package.

Quote from Toy Story (1995)

9 I go into mack-daddy mode 'cause I'm starting to get a woody in my sweats.

Quote from Boyz n the Hood

10 Will you give me oral pleasure?

Maria De Medeiros in Pulp Fiction