Irv Blitzer: 31 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

Movie quotes spoken by Irv Blitzer, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

21 I didn't come all this way to get my butt whipped. As a matter of fact, now that I'm here, I thought I'd do a little whipping of my own.

John Candy in Cool Runnings

22 I'll tell you something. You had all better figure out how to stay loose out there. That's something I can't help you with.

John Candy in Cool Runnings

23 Do the words 'give up' mean anything to you? -Not a thing.

John Candy in Cool Runnings

24 Now, a lot of coaches would be giving you one of those 'Win one for the Gipper' speeches. I'm not good at that stuff. Instead, I thought I'd lead you in a psalm of inspiration. Let's bow our heads.

John Candy in Cool Runnings

25 Hell, it doesn't matter if they come in first or 50th. Those guys have earned the right to represent their country.

John Candy in Cool Runnings

26 Now, if we're even gonna think about qualifying, we're each gonna have to sit down and take a nice, deep look inside.

John Candy in Cool Runnings

27 He's one of the best drivers in the world. -Yeah, he's one of the biggest assholes in the world too.

Irv Blitzer (John Candy), Yul Brenner (Malik Yoba) in Cool Runnings

28 Oh, forgive me. I didn't realize that four black guys in a bobsled could make you blush.

John Candy in Cool Runnings

29 I told the owner of the bar these guys were mentally disturbed, so he's not gonna press any charges.

John Candy in Cool Runnings

30 I know. I'm the driver, right? -No, you're the brakeman. -No, no, I'm the driver. -No, you're not. You're the brakeman.

John Candy in Cool Runnings