Jack Palance: 36 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Oct 18, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Jack Palance, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 You're saying funny things, Smiley, but I don't see you smiling.

As Charlie Castle in The Big Knife (1955)

2 Once you steal something, you spend your whole life fighting to keep it.

As Sir Rothbart in The Swan Princess

3 Oh, I love it. I mean, this is really classy. This is me!

As Sir Rothbart in The Swan Princess

4 Naive, ain't I? -Yes, but it's one of your best qualities.

As Charlie Castle in The Big Knife (1955)

5 Look at him. Get his act. He's trying to play the crocodile. And what is he? A little lizard under a rock.

As Charlie Castle in The Big Knife (1955)

6 Yeah, yeah. So what do you want from me? Bright dialogue? Something brilliant and witty?

As Charlie Castle in The Big Knife (1955)

7 I can't keep doing those lousy pictures.

As Charlie Castle in The Big Knife (1955)

8 Every way is a way to die, huh?

As Charlie Castle in The Big Knife (1955)

9 I'll keep the pen. It's my only proof that the war is over or that it was ever fought.

As Charlie Castle in The Big Knife (1955)

10 Leave a lot of cars out front, and the drunks will be dropping in all night.

As Charlie Castle in The Big Knife (1955)