23 Movie Quotes about Jackasses with Audio

Updated: Apr 8, 2026

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1 Let me tell you something, my 2 fine bedfellows! You're so dumb, there's nothing to compare you with! You're dumber than the dumbest jackass! Look at each other, will you? You ever see anything like yourself for being dumb specimens? Ha ha ha ha...!

Walter Huston as Howard in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

2 Quiet! You boys have made jackasses out of yourselves, now pay for it!

Quote from Pinocchio (1939)

3 Hello, Jackass. And what's your name?

Quote from Pinocchio (1939)

4 Jackass! (2)

Quote from Happy Gilmore

5 Hey, Gilmore? You suck, you jackass.

Quote from Happy Gilmore

6 Jackass!

Quote from Happy Gilmore

7 What's he think I look like? A jackass?

Quote from Pinocchio (1940)

8 Ha-ha-ha! Go on, laugh. Make a jackass outta yourself.

Quote from Pinocchio (1940)

9 Give a bad boy enough rope and he'll soon make a jackass of himself.

Quote from Pinocchio (1940)

10 Do you mean to tell me you're gonna trust that jackass?

John Wayne as Hondo Lane in The Train Robbers