23 Movie Quotes about Jackasses (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Apr 8, 2026

Memorable quotes about jackasses, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Hey, Gilmore? You suck, you jackass.

Quote from Happy Gilmore

2 Jackass!

Quote from Happy Gilmore

3 Jackass! (2)

Quote from Happy Gilmore

4 Hello, Jackass. And what's your name?

Quote from Pinocchio (1939)

5 Quiet! You boys have made jackasses out of yourselves, now pay for it!

Quote from Pinocchio (1939)

6 Let me tell you something, my 2 fine bedfellows! You're so dumb, there's nothing to compare you with! You're dumber than the dumbest jackass! Look at each other, will you? You ever see anything like yourself for being dumb specimens? Ha ha ha ha...!

Walter Huston as Howard in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

7 Ha-ha-ha! Go on, laugh. Make a jackass outta yourself.

Quote from Pinocchio (1940)

8 What's he think I look like? A jackass?

Quote from Pinocchio (1940)

9 Give a bad boy enough rope and he'll soon make a jackass of himself.

Quote from Pinocchio (1940)

10 Do you mean to tell me you're gonna trust that jackass?

John Wayne as Hondo Lane in The Train Robbers