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Jason Segel Movie Quotes & Lines – 12 Classics (+ Audio)

Find and rate the best quotes by Jason Segel, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.
1 Oh, poop.
As Vector in Despicable Me

2 Vector! That's me, 'cause I'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude. Oh, yeah!
As Vector in Despicable Me

3 I am not Victor anymore. Victor was my nerd name. Now I am Vector!
As Vector in Despicable Me

4 Now, maybe you'll think twice before you freeze someone's head!
As Vector in Despicable Me

5 I'd like to see somebody else order that many cookies. Not likely. Name one person who ordered more cookies than me.
As Vector in Despicable Me

6 Why are you wearing pajamas? -These aren't pajamas! This is a warm-up suit.
As Vector in Despicable Me

7 Oh! What the... Those girls sold me cookies!
As Vector in Despicable Me

8 First give me the moon. Then we'll talk.
As Vector in Despicable Me

9 Ever seen one before? No, you haven't. I invented it.
As Vector in Despicable Me

10 What? He punched my shark!
As Vector in Despicable Me

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