Jeanie Bueller: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Jeanie Bueller, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Well, do you know where she is? Do you know when she'll be back? Do you know anything?

Jennifer Grey in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

2 Look, this... This is not a phony phone call. There is an intruder, male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird, in my kitchen.

Jennifer Grey in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

3 Wait, you're letting him stay home? I can't believe this. If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school. This is so unfair.

Jennifer Grey in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

4 That's it. I want out of this family.

Jennifer Grey in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

5 After all, I got a car. He got a computer.

Jennifer Grey in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

6 I am very cute, I am very alone and I'm very protective of my body. I do not want it violated, or killed, all right? I need help!

Jennifer Grey in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

7 I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun, and a scorching case of herpes.

Jennifer Grey in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

8 What are you, a psychiatrist? -No. -Then why don't you keep your opinions to yourself?

Jennifer Grey in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

9 Go piss up a flagpole. -I'm sorry? -You should be.

Jennifer Grey in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

10 Drugs? -Thank you, no. I'm straight.

Jennifer Grey in Ferris Bueller's Day Off