68 Movie Quotes about Jesus (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Memorable quotes about jesus, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 Dear tiny Jesus, in your golden-fleece diapers, with your tiny, little, fat, balled-up fists...

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

22 It's shadow time, buddy. It's time to go home to Jesus. Goodbye, buddy.

John C. Reilly as Cal Naughton Jr. in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

23 So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your _ belongs to the Corps.

Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

24 Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel...

Brandon Lee as Eric Draven "The Crow"; Eric Draven The Crow in The Crow (1994)

25 I was telling the story of the Crucifixion to some Mongolian tribesmen.

Quote from The Bitter Tea of General Yen (1933)

26 Sir, have these children never heard of Jesus?

Edward Woodward as Sgt. Neil Howie in The Wicker Man (1973)

27 Capricorn, eh? What are they like? -He's the Son of God. Our Messiah. King of the Jews!

Terry Jones in Monty Python's Life of Brian

28 There's no pleasing some people. -That's just what Jesus said, sir.

Graham Chapman; Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

29 You know, all this time, I've been standing up for a white man. A blonde-headed, blue-eyed Jesus. -That's right. Give him a haircut and a shave, he'll be like that same hunky policeman on the street, busting your head in. -Never even thought about that.

Muhammad Ali in The Greatest (1977)

30 My faith, Christianity, is the white man's faith. You know, Jesus is white. Your angels are white. Your Lord's Supper's white. Everything is white.

Muhammad Ali in The Greatest (1977)