John C. Reilly: 116 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 8

Updated: Jun 22, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by John C. Reilly, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

71 No touching!

As Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)

72 Well, the only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot and maybe we should just both bang her.

As Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)

73 Hey, man. Did you touch my drum set?

As Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)

74 Dad, what are you doing? It's Shark Week.

As Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)

75 Dad, why are you talking to me like this? I'm your son.

As Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)

76 The bunk beds were a terrible idea. Why'd you let us do that?

As Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)

77 Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

As Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)

78 You're human. You could never be a dinosaur.

As Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)

79 Well, you're all A-rabs to me, the blacks, the Jews, those blue tree-hugging queers in A-vatar.

In The Dictator (2012)

80 In fact, anyone from outside of America is technically an A-rab.

In The Dictator (2012)