John Vernon: 7 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by John Vernon, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

As Dean Vernon Wormer in Animal House (1978)

2 The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me.

As Dean Vernon Wormer in Animal House (1978)

3 Put a sock in it, boy or else you'll be out of here like _ through a goose.

As Dean Vernon Wormer in Animal House (1978)

4 Zero point zero.

As Dean Vernon Wormer in Animal House (1978)

5 Oh. Then as of this moment, they're on double secret probation.

As Dean Vernon Wormer in Animal House (1978)

6 Laugh now, because you clowns have been on double secret probation since the beginning of this semester.

As Dean Vernon Wormer in Animal House (1978)

7 Daniel Simpson Day has no grade point average.

As Dean Vernon Wormer in Animal House (1978)