John Witherspoon: 39 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Feb 22, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by John Witherspoon, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 I hope the bathroom is clean. If it ain't, I don't give a damn.

As Willie Jones in Next Friday (2000)

2 Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen... in the goddamn refrigerator... eating up all the food. All the chicken. All the pig feet.

As Willie Jones in Friday (1995)

3 This is my boy. I'm the only one who can yell at him. Where the hell you been?

As Willie Jones in Next Friday (2000)

4 Hey, young man. You got knocked the _ out.

As Willie Jones in Next Friday (2000)

5 How the hell you go get fired on your day off?

As Willie Jones in Friday (1995)

6 Everything is wonderful. Yeah, boy!

As Willie Jones in Friday After Next (2002)

7 Ooh, I can't wait to see your mama naked. That big old booty bouncing around. Boom, boom, boom.

As Willie Jones in Next Friday (2000)

8 Now you see, son. You gotta let us know when you leave the house. What if you got killed tonight? We'd have to bury you. You know how much a funeral costs these days?

As Willie Jones in Friday (1995)

9 He think he a mack. Macaroni.

As Willie Jones in Friday (1995)

10 You best go check on the sauce. Mama's out on her feet again.

As Willie Jones in Friday After Next (2002)