Kevin McCallister: 49 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

Movie quotes spoken by Kevin McCallister, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

11 I'm not apologizing to Buzz. I'd rather kiss a toilet seat.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

12 Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. (2)

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

13 I'm seen and heard pretty much. But then I get sent to my room a lot, too.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

14 I don't care how much people bug me sometimes, I'd rather be with somebody than by myself.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

15 I made my family disappear.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone (1990)

16 I'm down here, you big horse's _!

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

17 You can get beat up for wearing something like that. -Oh? -Yeah.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone (1990)

18 I have a friend who got nailed 'cause there was a rumor he wore dinosaur pajamas.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone (1990)

19 Oh, I wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

20 My grandfather says if my head wasn't screwed on, I'd leave it on the school bus.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York