180 Movie Quotes about Kids (Sound Clips) - page 13

Updated: Sep 4, 2025

Memorable quotes about kids, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

121 That kid's one apple that fell way off the tree.

Quote from Tommy Boy (1995)

122 I think these kids are rushin' it a little. -They're in a hurry to grow up. -Well, they won't get it out of a bottle. -They'll know that in the morning.

Quote from The Cowboys (1972)

123 How's your wife and my kids?

Quote from Major League (1989)

124 Alan, if you wanted to scare the kid, you could've pulled a gun on him. Yeah, I know. Kids.

Laura Dern as Dr. Ellie Sattler in Jurassic Park

125 I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren, and you are raising them wrong. They are terrible boys.

Quote from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

126 I have two little kids. Ugly wife.

Jonah Hill as Donnie Azoff in The Wolf of Wall Street

127 _! The kid makes it look so goddamn easy!

Leonardo Dicaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

128 The way I see it, the kid probably would've done it anyway. A bad upbringing in the home or whatever.

Dave Killer Carlson in Slap Shot (1977)

129 Man, what's wrong with you, Kevin? Don't be giving this little kid no liquor.

Quote from Menace II Society

130 Who believes kids anyway?

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed