181 Movie Quotes about Kids (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

Updated: Sep 20, 2025

Memorable quotes about kids, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

61 I read about an experiment once. Kept germs away from a kid. Raised him pure and scientifically. First time he got out in the rough, he caught cold and died of pneumonia.

James Gleason as Peter "Pop" Benson in Suddenly (1954)

62 Bet you were never having a baby. Kid, I've never even had my appendix out.

Jerry Lewis as Alvin Korwin in At War with the Army (1950)

63 Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody.

James Gammon as Lou in Major League (1989)

64 Stay outta trouble, you crazy kids.

Harvey Keitel as Winston Wolfe in Pulp Fiction

65 You kids today ain't nothing but punks. Sissified. So quick to pick up a gun. You scared to take an _ whipping.

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Friday (1995)

66 Yup, I guess you're right. A couple of kids could never survive this journey.

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

67 Our baby can fly. -Yes, yes, nothing but the best for you, darling.

Will Ferrell as Megamind in Megamind (2010)

68 Is your mommy here? -No, sir, actually she's down at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.

Sean Astin as Michael "Mikey" Walsh in The Goonies

69 My baby! Are you traumatized? Did they do terrible things to you?

Suzanne Pleshette in Spirited Away

70 We just have so much to be thankful for. First off, my sons no longer act like retarded gangbangers. -Amen.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

181 Movie Quotes about Kids (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

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