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Movie-Sounds.org › Kung Fu Movie Quotes › Drunken Arts & Crippled Fist (1979)

Oh I can't hit you. I'm an expert. I never hit people.

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beatingexpertsfighting

6 seconds sound clip from the Drunken Arts & Crippled Fist movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:16:13 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- All right. I'd be glad to test my Kung Fu against yours.

- Please.

- All right, we'll do boxing first. The snake fists!

- What the hell are you doing?

- Boxing.

- I'll practice one, you practice one, see which is better. What do you think?

- You must be crazy! Who's gonna fight like that? You have to hit me.

- Oh I can't hit you. I'm an expert. I never hit people.

- We'll soon see about that, you bastard!

- Hey, stop it, will you? Hey!

- I told you I don't want to fight you. I'm an expert. Now stop it!

- I told you I don't wanna fight.

- You bastard!

[...]

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Drunken Arts & Crippled Fist (1979) Sound Clip

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Short quotes with sound bites from Drunken Arts & Crippled Fist (Guai quan xiao zi), in wav/mp3 format.

Actors: Siu-Tin Yuen, Yi-Min Li, Tien-Hsiang Lung

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