Hmm. Your story makes my heart heavy... and my prostate weak. My bladder is full to bursting.
10 seconds sound clip from the Kung Pow! Enter the Fist movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:14:00 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- You are Master Tang. Your skills are greatly known.
- I've traveled many years and miles to find you.
- How many miles? Would you say ten million?
- Eh... No, I don't think ten million.
- Look, I need your help. I live under constant attack.
- Hmm. Your story makes my heart heavy... and my prostate weak. My bladder is full to bursting.
- I feel for you and your grave loss. However, it will be impossible for us to help you.
- Master, I implore you to reconsider.
- The man you seek, his name is Master Pain.
- He has great powers and is well protected by the Evil Council.
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